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Clam emerges from local's Hand

Updated: May 11





A look at tiler Frankie Unicud, 38 of Quad Cites, and you wouldn't know his embarrassing recent run in with climate change. But he's thanking his bacon he wasn't near the Pacific Ocean or he'd have new neuroses to unpack with his therapist. "Geoducks look like male genitalia," Unicud says, laughing. "I'm not gay."



How it happened


Driving home after work, Frankie returned two phone calls. Then he tuned his stereo to the Mantovani satellite station. Back home, Unicud says,"Some time between parking and opening the front door of my apartment, a clam had grown out of my hands."


Back home, Unicud says,"Some time between parking and opening the front door of my apartment, a clam had grown out of my hands."

All of the experts agree the reason was climate change. So you don't memory hole Frankie Unicud we'll continue our coverage of Unicud's travails as part of an ongoing series with frequent updates.

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